The Old's Cool Academy is a close-knit family.

Welcome to the Old’s Cool Academy. We believe you can’t buy character–you have to go out into the world and do something worthy of your own admiration. This is a great place to start that difficult journey of self-discovery–we'll do everything we can to help you rise to the occasion and do yourself proud.

Here’s what we expect from all of our students:

Learning is an elevated endeavor, and everything you do should reflect that. Critical thinking, intellectual honesty, open-mindedness, as well as some (unwelcome) rote memorization will be the order of the day. You will wear a uniform, of sorts, and be respectful and  polite at all times.


You will “graduate” knowing the difference between the sacred and profane. Rigor and discipline will be demanded, and you can expect the same high standards across the board from everyone involved with the Academy (in theory anyway!), without fear or favor.

You will not be singled out for your ethnicity, country of origin, color or religion. Instead, you will be treated everyone as an individual. (The only exceptions: no Mets or Jets fans will be admitted to The Academy, and anyone associated with the U.S. Navy who does somehow get in
will be discriminated against.) While every country will be respected–all of the lessons you will be taught about good citizenship will be based on the U.S. Constitution, but are universal and timeless, no matter where you’re from.  Go Army!

Seriously, we are committed to making sure you have excellent English language skills when you leave the Academy–reading, writing, and speaking. Eloquence, coupled with the critical thinking and discernment you'll learn here will always open the doors of success in the wider world. That said, it’s embarrassing that most Americans can only speak English, so we'll also emphasize the importance of speaking at least one foreign language.

All of the Academy’s “crafts” will be based on interests and passions only, and not anything that cultivates narcissism and exclusion. Extra-curricular activities will serve to transport you beyond yourself to the wonders and glory of the world around us, including the world around us, through art, astronomy, karate, baking bread, or chiselling away on a hard chine or  tuning a piano.

Respect is a responsibility, not a right, and will be attained in the only way possible–by earning it. According to Beowulf, behaving admirably is the path to power among people everywhere. We agree.

You will get as much out of Old’s Cool Academy as you put in–reap what you sow as the saying goes. Love your education and your education will love you back.